The throne

Who writes this crap? And why did I read it, let alone blog it?

The dependability and beauty of your Kohler toilet will surpass your highest expectations.

And...

Your Kohler toilet combines outstanding function, comfort, and performance with remarkable style and class.

Our toilet tank was broken. We replaced it. (Actually, a helpful visiting friend insisted on running out to Home Depot to pick up a replacement tank for us. And then he installed it.)

But really, it's beautiful. And VERY classy.