It shouldn't be this easy.
At dinner, the lad was presented with a bowl containing kung pao chicken.
[Lad stares at bowl and becomes nervous, agitated]
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[Lad stares at bowl and becomes nervous, agitated]
Lad: I don't want this mommy. I don't know what this is.Pasta is a fave. we call a lot of things pasta. It's marketing. Or a bait-n-switch scam.
Mom: It's yummy pasta.
Lad: Have I had this before?A total lie.
Mom: Sure did.
Lad: Are you sure?Ok, now the lie is getting thick! We're out on a potential Limb of Betrayal. But he took a bite, anyway.
Mom: Yes, honey.
Lad: [Barely containing a cry] Did I like it?
Mom: You loved it!
Lad: Mmm...this is good, mom.I think perhaps we've learned the wrong lesson from this experience.
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2 Comments:
GADS -- what ARE you doing to this beautiful boy?!?
What, you aren't lying to your child? Didn't you get the memo?
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