Bible Stories

Just witnessed my son at the fridge holding this conversation between the figures in his nativity scene magnet set:

Donkey: Hee-haw. Hee-haw.
Wiseman #1: I gave a present to baby Jesus.
Wiseman #2: We have to protect baby Jesus. From the Heat Miser. Don't let him come in here.
[Drummer Boy approaches]
Wisemen: Hey, Drummer Boy!
Drummer Boy: I will help.
Wisemen: Gotcha! You're going to prison.
Drummer Boy: Oh no. Oh no.
Wiseman: You did a bad thing. You hit Joseph.

Further evidence that the whole world is nothing but a gigantic superhero drama.