Suprise, surprise

If I said "I hate to say I told you so," anybody who knows me would see it for a lie. I love to say I told you so. Whenever I feel I can safely get away with it, I will.

So, like, I told you so.

I hope you enjoyed the pageant. Each party played its role, but now the show is over. The Republican (or Democratic) Party (or Candidate) appreciates the donation. You may now resume your normal state of political apathy.