The Quote Machine

After watching a performance by a singer on a certain popular talent competition...

Lad: That singer was kinda bad, kinda good.
Mom: What was the bad part?
Lad: The judges said...the judges said she was broadway.
Mom: Oh, and what was good about her?
Lad: I like the way she en-vib-er-ated.

Later, when asked to shoosh for a minute...

Lad: I can't stop my motormouth. I need my motormouth to keep going.

Then, as left him in his room at bedtime, in response to a request:

Dad: Hmm...I don't know.
Lad: Well, you think about it.

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